Why should it be alphabetical? Once people hit the same activity, longevity is the most logical way of determining who is #1,2, etc.

But I like alphabetical! It's just so neat and organised.

But then longevity wouldn't really mean a damn thing.

I agree with sue. Lenny, you lose.

the british always lose

Fuck Brits!

Hey! We hold the Land Speed Record! Suck on that!

You guys ripped it from us during the 60s, but since 97 we've held it! Muahahahahaha!

Take that Art Arfson and Craig Breedlelove! 748mph! First car to break the sound barrier!

Beat that and I'll give you a whole Crumpet to squabble over!

A car went 748 mph? Wtf kind of car was this? An engine with wheels attached?

Powered by two Rolls Royce Jet Engines, each delivering over 50,000lbs of thrust.

Coincidentally the car was called Thrust.

And all the American cars between 1960-66 had Jet engines. ONe even had little bombs that exploded and thrust the car forward.

Craig Breedlelove - Spirit of America, Spirit of America II
Art Arfson - The Green Machine
Walter Arfson - some weird name or other.

I watched a program last night after Top Gear about it. Beated learning my German.

He he, in Top Gear, two adrenaline junkies climbed a 1000foot cliff in 1hour 57 min (a 6 hour route) whilst he travelled 60 miles in the new Audi (2 hours 6 minutes). He then raced them back to the start line. He took another 2 hours. They just jumped - 20 seconds.

I remember that. The guy who drove that was fucking nuts.

He was a Brit. We're all fucking nuts. We're surrounded by millions of gallons of salty water damn you! The Irish keep on trying to blow us up! As do the terrorists!

Irish are a lot cooler.

i would second that but im italian i believe we are the best.

Scotland is the best though.

I love how Lenny comes out of nowhere with random information.

he def has no life and looks shit like this up all the time. He has too, or he has a brain the size of a computer

Sounds like Wetwired.

Wait no, Wetwired is a computer.

He's a dell Inspiron 2650!

That's just not funny.

William Wallace!

FRREEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

*insert decapitation noise here*