Welcome to my mindset.

I've thought that way for years. I finally got out of going to church when I was younger by telling my parents that if they made me go again I was going to wear a shirt from tshirthell that said "Fuck you and your imaginary god".

Meh...I still believe in god. I think god's a woman on permanent PMS.

So... basically a normal female, right?

Or a gay guy, I guess.

Heh heh heh...

Try telling all the really religious people that...God is a woman...or a gay guy...

They'd go crazy and burn the infidels!!!

Ticking people like that off is half the fun, Lenny.

Normal female...men (gay or straight) can't have PMS.