I once wrapped my leg with gauze and kicked a guy in the head, but then my leg got stuck on his shoulder and I kind of hopped around for a while.

I didn't know *big-boned* people could raise their leg that high. Was the guy a midget? :p

Funny you should bring that up, I actually do have abnormally large bones. They're nearly unbreakable. Anyway.. a midget? If you mean around your height, chibi-kun, then probably..

Next time an event like this happens, I'd like pictures please.

Quikspy penis!

Hush !

What was the point of that?

This is a dramatization of what occured.

Daaaaaamn, niqqa. Teach me that shizznit.

I have no idea. Help me, it's your sex I can smell!

Magic Blue Glow™ and everything.

I can help you, if by "help you" you mean "shoot you in the chest with an AK-47".

No, I want a mantra plushie.

STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU FAIL MISERABLY!

Sorry, someone of your caliber can only recieve a the1 plushie.

I could care fucking less about what you think.

yusuke doesn't ues a dragon kick, does he??

I know you could. It digs at your motherfucking soul.

I would never want to be you. Having mantra's dick in my mouth would suck after awhile.