On the SAT's:

All fat women are lesbians. All ugly women are fat. All women are lesbians.

If the first 2 sentences are true, then the third must be:

True
False
Offensive

Offensive?

False!

True, because science has proven that all women are lesbians.

good point !!!! remember women are more into touching such as hugging and holding hands, us guys all we do is say sup and shake hands and thats it, but you know when women start talking and something sad happens then thay hugg and or hold hands showing thay know how thay feel and before you know it BAM thay kiss, and its game over !!! simple as 1,2,7
lezbo action guys, thats the way it should be a

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I don't get it.

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Nevermind, I get it now

GREAT Point dude, ALL WOMEN ARE lesbians, they're all against us. I'm serious, there is going to be a man holocaust one day.

Just because you don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean they are all against you.

Finally someone who agrees with me.

On a lighter note... I've noticed that women are more physical in greeting eachother as friends... they hug ( or sometimes give eachother a little kiss ) whereas guys wouldn't even think of ever hugging another guy in greeting ( unless it's out of great respect like mafia shit or something ) and certainly not a kiss ( unless they are fucking French people )... so maybe it's true that women simply don't mind physical contact with other women the same way we do...

what about the kiss of death then? they are mafia peoples too.

You'd think the kiss of death would involve some sort of extreme biting of the neck.... or yeah...

I don't have a girlfriend? Actually I do buddy. And she's bisexual, the next best thing to a lesbian. All she'd have to do is look at you and turn lesbian in an instant.

Do tell, why is that the best thing? Becuase you aren't enough for her, she has to get her kicks from somewhere else? Don't get me wrong, being with 2 women is fun, but if you are in a serious relationship, doesn't that mean you just aren't doing enough. D3V, you should spend less time on here, and mor etime trying to keep her happy.

You beat me to saying that damnit, god, your not nice!:mad:

How would know know? Have you ever seen me?

My girlfriend looks at me all the time, she's not a lesbian. I guess I'm enough for her.

But you wouldn't know what that's like, huh?

*** Let me just get this from a guys perspective ***
If a girl is a lesbian then she wont want to have anything to do with you ! a guy !
So would'nt a Bisexual girl be better than a lesby?

yes it is, when a girl is lesbo, she only, ONLY wants girls, but being bi, she wants BOTH, whitch is better, jsut think of it, your in the couch and then your girlfriend comes in and says, "hey i just met this girl in the strip club and she wants to do a three sum with you and i!!?!%#$!".....dude you know your in heaven!!
when you have a girlfriend who is bi, she understands you even more, she knows why you look at other woman as if you will do her through the buuuuuuuuutt. not only that she probably doesn't do all that other "feminine" stuff with her friends like shopping and shopping, she would be there with you either having sex or sex and watching tv and maybe some sex, who knows, having a bi girlfriends could be the best relationship ever......at least untill she falls for the other woman then your left out and she turns to be a lesbo, make sure you dont let her go, make sure she is ALWAYS under your arm !! then your life will be happy, so will hers....

i must say...it is a beautiful thing when 2 woman kiss, just beautiful, just beautiful

Amen....