well, i was gonna give these to a member of the opposite sex, but... :eek:

checks inside pants, *damn, still a man* :eek:

Damn nerds. ;)

you really should stop doing that :eek:

i have to keep the hope up that one day the woman in me will come out :eek:

but then you'll officially have to like men. None of this "i swing both ways" crap you're pulling right now.

if i was a woman, i would definately b a lesbian :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

i would most certainly not. not rewarding at all in comparisson to the real thing.

i would prob. just sit in my room naked all day

my commodore 64 is in the shop so im runnin on an eMachine right now, yayy!!!

u really have an eMachine??

LMAO I wouldn't touch that garbage with Phoenix's hands much less a 10 foot pole, if I had to use an eMachine, I'd rather give myself a root canal

so there really THAT bad??

I would rather light my package aflame. :eek:

:eek:

indeed. :eek:

bwahahahahaahaa