UGH, I went there too. I imagined her vagina as a grilled cheese being pulled apart.

WOW no ew.
She smells like Cheez Itz.
You guys are gross.

Mmmm....grilled cheese with some sharp cheddar and pepperjack...

She dumped me, and I legitimately don't think I've ever been this sad before.

That was like a week. You are a sad.... not man... uhh... thing Skurai.

You don't even have feelings, you cur.

Maybe you can improve yourself as a result of this.

Your tears sustain me.

Just change your avatar to say "Your Ex"

No, she just wasn't ready for any relationship, and I was kind of clingy. She said we'll give it another try in a couple weeks, she just needs to get herself together, and have some space to herself.

I would be thoroughly shocked if anything results of this.

Well, we're pretty much flirty right now. You see, she's getting an apartment and getting her GED, so she needs some room to like, yeah.
Our relationship was premature, anyways. Basically forgot to save our data, and had to start over.

You sicken me.

She's leading you on because she's too nice to hurt you.

Where do you live, again?

Yeah.
I know.
._.

I would say "you can do better than a highschool dropout" but it would make me feel bad to lie to you like that.

literal lol

Let your hehs be hehs and your lols be lols...

i dont heh