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I love that episode of South Park!!!!

Damn it, they need to bring back games on the Window console and Gorgoth.

Code:

#include <iostream>

#include <string>

using namespace std;



int doGame();



int main() {

        doGame();

}



int doGame() {

        cout << "Worst Text Adventure Game Ever" << endl;

        cout << "Please select a character class number..." << endl;

        cout << "1)Fighter\n2)Wizard\n3)Cleric\n4)Thief\nEnter a number: ";

        

        int characterNum = 1;

        cin >> characterNum;



        int numHitPoints = 0;

        int numMagPoints = 0;

        string weaponName = "";

        string className = "";

        if (characterNum == 1) { /* Fighter */

                numHitPoints = 10;

                numMagPoints = 4;

                weaponName   = "Sword";

                className    = "Fighter";

        }

        else if (characterNum == 2) { /* Wizard */

                numHitPoints = 4;

                numMagPoints = 10;

                weaponName   = "Magic Staff";

                className    = "Wizard";

        }

        else if (characterNum == 3) { /* Cleric */

                numHitPoints = 7;

                numMagPoints = 7;

                weaponName   = "Magic Staff";

                className    = "Cleric";

        }

        else { /* Thief */

                numHitPoints = 8;

                numMagPoints = 6;

                weaponName   = "Short Sword";

                className    = "Thief";

        }

        cout << endl;

        cout << "Character Properties:\n";

        cout << "Class Name   = " << className << endl;

        cout << "Hit Points   = " << numHitPoints << endl;

        cout << "Magic Points = " << numMagPoints << endl;

        cout << "Weapon Name  = " << weaponName << endl;

        int monHP = 10;

        int monMP = 0;

        string monName = "Gorgoth";

        cout << "\nYou suddenly start a fight with " << monName << endl;

        while (numHitPoints > 0) {

                cout << monName << " takes 2 damage";

                numHitPoints -= 2;

                if (numHitPoints > 0) {

                        cout << "\nYou have " << numHitPoints << "HP left";

                        cout << "\nWhat do you want to do?\n1)Attack\n2)Magic Attack\n1 or 2? ";

                        int yourAttack = 0;

                        cin >> yourAttack;

                        if (yourAttack == 2) {

                                monHP -= 3;

                                cout << "You took 3 damage from " << monName << endl;

                                if (monHP > 0) {

                                        cout << monName << " now has " << monHP << "HP left" << endl;

                                }

                                else {

                                        cout << "You killed " << monName;

                                        exit(0);

                                }

                        }

                        else {

                                monHP -= 2;

                                cout << "You took 3 damage from " << monName << endl;

                                if (monHP > 0) {

                                        cout << monName << " now has " << monHP << "HP left" << endl;

                                }

                                else {

                                        cout << "You killed " << monName;

                                        exit(0);

                                }

                        }

                }

                else {

                        cout << "\nYou have died...:(\n";

                        exit(0);

                }

        }

}

Riot shield? Really?

for a naked man? wtf.......

i dont whanna know y they have the clubs out

Castrate him, what else?

Turn him into a eunuch!

*Takes out a Pistol. shoot someone with a Chainsaw.*

Falcon Bump!
Falcon Lunch!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synthfrisyr (Post 671741)

futurism!

This Is Madness!

Madness.....

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 671757)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skurai (Post 672175)

Lol. No.

Lol, Fail quote!

Code:

public static function bbcode($str) {

        // Optionally, do this to break up words longer than 20 characters (without breaking code)

        // $str = preg_replace("/(([^\(\)\{\}\[\]_]\S){20})/","$1 ",$str);

        // Make sure htmlentities has been run through the text and that

        // $str = preg_replace("/(\r|\n)/","<br />",$str); // has been run through

        //-----------------------------------------

        // This is part of NRG's A3 PHP Framework

        // Do not redistribute, it is strictly forbidden by the license.

        $x = 0;

        $noparse = array();

        while (preg_match("/\[noparse\](.*)\[\/noparse\]/",$str)) {

                $noparse[$x] = preg_replace("/(.*?)\[noparse\](.*?)\[\/noparse\](.*)/","$2",$str);

                $str = preg_replace("/(.*?)\[noparse\](.*?)\[\/noparse\](.*)/","$1<PARSECODE_".$x.">$3",$str);

                $x += 1;

        }

        for ($x=0;$x<count($noparse);$x++) {

                $noparse[$x] = str_replace(array(":","[","]"),array(":","[","]"),$noparse[$x]);

                $str = str_replace("<PARSECODE_".$x.">",$noparse[$x],$str);

        }

        $codes = array();

        $codes[0] = "[b]param[/b]";

        $codes[1] = "[i]param[/i]";

        $codes[2] = "[u]param[/u]";

        $codes[3] = "[a]param[/a]";

        $codes[4] = "[a=param]param[/a]";

        $codes[5] = "[a,param]param[/a]"; // This is not necessary

        $codes[6] = "[s]param[/s]";

        $codes[7] = "[subscript]param[/subscript]";

        $codes[8] = "[superscript]param[/superscript]";

        $codes[9] = "[image]param[/image]";

        $codes[10] = "[code]param[/code]";

        $codes[11] = ":smile:";

        $codes[12] = ":sad:";

        

        $replw = array();

        $replw[0] = "<b>param1</b>";

        $replw[1] = "<i>param1</i>";

        $replw[2] = "<u>param1</u>";

        $replw[3] = "<a href=''param1'' rel=''nofollow''>param1</a>";

        $replw[4] = "<a href=''param1'' rel=''nofollow''>param2</a>";

        $replw[5] = "<a href=''param2'' class=''param1''>param2</a>";

        $replw[6] = "<s>param1</s>";

        $replw[7] = "<sub>param1</sub>";

        $replw[8] = "<sup>param1</sup>";

        $replw[9] = "<image src=''param1'' alt='''' />";

        $replw[10] = "<div class=''bb_code''>param1</div>";

        $replw[11] = "<image src=''img/smilies/smile.gif'' alt='''' />";

        $replw[12] = "<image src=''img/smilies/sad.gif'' alt='''' />";



        for ($x = 0; $x < count($codes); $x++) {

                $codes[$x] = preg_replace("/(\[|\]|\/)/","\\ $1",$codes[$x]);

                $codes[$x] = preg_replace("/\s/","",$codes[$x]);

                $codes[$x] = preg_replace(array("/\A/","/\z/"),array("/","/"),$codes[$x]);

                $codes[$x] = str_replace("param","(.*?)",$codes[$x]);

                $replw[$x] = str_replace("''","\"",$replw[$x]);

                $replw[$x] = str_replace("param","$",$replw[$x]);

        }

        $str = preg_replace($codes,$replw,$str);

        return $str;

}

This is a neat little function I made for my php A3 framework. Get rid of "public static" if you want to use this as a function. Normally it's inside my framework class.

Oh, and none of this is copied from anywhere. I designed this 2-days ago on my own. So taking it without credit, is strictly forbidden since my framework costs money.

------------------------------

As a test, I wrote this.

Framework Version
<?php
require("framework/a3.framework.php");
$str = ":smile::smile:BOLD[b]BOLD[/b] Hello [i][b]Hello[/b][/i]";
echo a3::bbcode($str);
?>

This version
<?php
// Put code above here right here (of course without "public static")
$str = ":smile::smile:BOLD[b]BOLD[/b] Hello [i][b]Hello[/b][/i]";
echo bbcode($str);
?>

I like posting code crap here. Eat it up! Rate it. Byte me.

Only problem I see, is stacking noparse will break noparse.

Edit:

Oh, I just found out that it also breaks Jelsoft's bb code system. How wonderful, I win! That means that apparently no one else has really come up with any other means of pulling that off. The way I did it is probably fairly similar to this boards way of doing it.

Outcome
:smile::smile:BOLD[b]BOLD[/b] Hello [i][b]Hello[/b][/i]