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Coriander 2008-05-14 03:18 PM

For a cookie.

Asamin 2008-05-15 03:55 PM

You gotta show the pic too!
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/h...hulhu_soul.jpg
There.



Quote:

Originally Posted by Asamin's sister
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


Wallow 2008-05-15 05:34 PM

Asamin, no one cares about your sisters except maybe you, your family, and the old man living down the street. So stop with the quotes

Asamin 2008-05-15 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asamin's sister's friend's person
Q:What's the plural of penis?
A: SAUSAGE FEST

She did not say this. She herd someone say it.

Coriander 2008-05-15 08:54 PM

O_O Your sister likes Sausage fests!!! O_O

Asamin 2008-05-15 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asamin's sister
...and then it fell of in my hand!

Note that she did not say that. She just heard it at school. The previous one. This one she said.

Coriander 2008-05-15 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asamin
Note that she did not say that. She just heard it at school. The previous one. This one she said.

One of the sausages at the sausage fest she was attending fell off in her hand!!! ZOMG SH3 H@Z AIDZ LOLZ!! Anywho, Yeah, I know, I'm just bored.

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 11:34 PM

I heard someone make a penis reference once, she latched onto some guys waist and he told her to go lower, then she latched onto somewhere else and the visual aid became increasingly graphic. :D

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-16 11:42 PM

Penis jokes are always good for a chuckle.

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 11:44 PM

They are, especially in reference to size.

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-16 11:45 PM

My brother responded 'At least it's real' to his being called a '3 and one half inch floppy'.

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 11:52 PM

Ha, I remember my friend boasting about his penis, in truth it was really small.

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-16 11:53 PM

Ha, I would always strut around the locker room in high school mainly to put others to shame. Mine should have its own zip code

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 11:55 PM

Ha! Are you serious?

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-16 11:56 PM

It's almost freakishly large. It's a nice well rounded, non-prime number in length. I'm not going to be suckered into posting pictures though, as that would be odd and get me banned.

Elizabeth 2008-05-16 11:58 PM

Ha! No I don't want pictures, my goodness though that sounds like my friends boyfriends penis.

His is cooler though, it's thick but he has a piercings at the base and at the tip, I remember he let me touch it. :D

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-16 11:59 PM

Cool?

Elizabeth 2008-05-17 12:02 AM

Isn't it?!

HandOfHeaven 2008-05-17 12:04 AM

Can I have your phone number?

Goodlookinguy 2008-05-17 12:04 AM

I love cheese!
僕輪大好き乾酪!
bokuwa daisuki k nraku!
bokuwa daisuki kanraku!


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