Yes, yes, I know you're reading this, thinking "Hah, surely he can't have made it all the way to page 2308 yet", but you know what? THINK AGAIN!

See? No "Edit" alert on my post above.

I am all about honesty.

(And openness.)

And... sharing?

Altruism? Compassion? Sharing?

Nah, scratch that.

Are you amused yet?

Apparently I am. But not really.

Soon it shall all be over...

Born in lust, turn to dust...

Born in sin...

...come on in!

This is hard work.

I am the master of stamina.

I am also an expert of humbleness.

Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

Eternity lies ahead of us, and behind. Have you drunk your fill?

Hmm. Apparently it already arrived. Good grief.