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JRwakebord 2006-08-21 02:53 PM

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Somehow I don't see that happening.

Willkillforfood 2006-08-22 09:30 AM

Lenny's a suave motha fuckah =o.

Lenny 2006-08-22 01:09 PM

And Jess isn't a mother. She doesn't fit the bill, sorry.

JRwakebord 2006-08-22 04:52 PM

She will be a mother once you're done with her.

Kaneda 2006-08-23 12:22 AM

So what are you trying to say Lenny, you only fuck mothers.


Huh.


Mother fucker?

Willkillforfood 2006-08-23 11:24 AM

I sit by a really hot MILF in my english class. =P. I was all touching her and shit and then I asked her how old she was and she was like, "older than you'd think." And she was like, "My husband graduated in '94 and I graduated shortly after." She has a kid in kindergarden, lol. I almost feel dirty for hitting on her =O.

Lenny 2006-08-23 12:19 PM

An adult? In a 19 y/o's English set?

Jessifer 2006-08-23 02:15 PM

This is funny...

Kaneda 2006-08-23 07:38 PM

College perhaps?


Anyways WK you need to hit that. Hot married milf.

O
M
G

Just the thought makes me uh

Lenny 2006-08-24 05:55 AM

I wonder what her husband would say... and the kids.

Kaneda 2006-08-24 09:08 AM

No one would ever have to know.

How about we do the ol' switcheroo WKFF? You get her into bed, turn off the lights, then I come in and finish the job and no ones the wiser.

Lenny 2006-08-24 09:14 AM

So WK does all the hard work, and you pant for a few minutes?

Jessifer 2006-08-24 10:12 AM

Déjà vu, anyone?

Lenny 2006-08-24 10:23 AM

Oooh! Yes please. Milk and two sugars.

Jessifer 2006-08-24 11:30 AM

Would you like to try it with a dash of cinnamon as well? It's rather delicious, I must say!

Kaneda 2006-08-24 07:12 PM

We have a nightclub called deja vu here


Or maybe its a strip club. idk

Jessifer 2006-08-24 07:26 PM

It's a strip club. We have them up here too.

Sovereign 2006-08-24 09:44 PM

Gasp. Dirt people.

Kaneda 2006-08-25 10:13 AM

Mud wrestling more your style sov?

Lenny 2006-08-25 10:24 AM

Cinnamon is horrible.


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