Someone needs to gargle!

EUGH!!

Just picture that. Eeww.

No, DON'T picture that.

*moan*

Van Wilder! Where they feed them the "cream filled donuts". Hahaha sick

At least he poor dog got some relief :P

Dogs are horrib...we've had this conversation before.

shake it like a british nanny.

British nannies shake it?!

My god!

babies, that is :P.

Well yes, yes they do. Then they blame the death of the baby on cot death, and go to court, and get convicted of 'manslaughter' then get let out 5 years later and are given a giant compensation.

The easy way to get money, train for years, become a nanny, find a baby, shake it to death, and get some idiot doctor to prosecute, thus getting released 5 years later when the court remembers that the doctor in question actually knows sweet fuck all.

We had a funny little funnel cloud hover 5 miles north of here or so an hour and a half ago. :o

Lenny, would you like some of MY compensation?

Did it make funny little funnel cakes for everyone?

Maybe. The funny thing is the national weather service wouldn't issue us a tornado warning when apparently there were 2+ funnel clouds.

Iuno... have you got £5000 to spare?

Are you selling yourself you little whore?

For £5000, I might sell a little bit of myself, sure.

If you want, I'll sell you my right hand as a Birthday Present for Klo. Reduced from £7500, just for you. :)

Trying to save up for a ps3? :)

I'll send you 5 dollars via paypal if you post a picture of yourself naked on Zel. Hahaha that'd be a riot!