Do you promise?

Yes. I promise. I'll even make you eat it. Sound good?

Is your uterus involved?

Negative.

Animals lick they're own asses.

Not interested then >_>.

http://zelaron.com/forum/statistic.php?

:)

whats with the uterus fetisH?

Ah! Cleverness!

And of course in each forum thing it shows how many posts are in each thread.

And then you'd just need a bot to pick a thread from less than 30 days ago and post a copied reply to it.

I wanted to change the topic away from me eating poo.

You eat poo? This could go on for a long while.

No, but she was talking about me eating poo.

I guess it beats eating p...oh, wait.

Awesome day. :)

Thought I would just let you all know that :).

Yeah.

Not so subtle topic change.
 

Jessifer is bad. She started writing a fanfic. A FFVII fanfic...her first fanfic evar.

Bad thing is...she shoved her own Mary-Sue character into it. :( Jessifer is ashamed. She shall go hide under a rock and continue writing it...

That's ghastly, sickening, and makes me cry!

Bad Jessifer! You deserve a spanking!

A spanking that he would gladly administer

That was implied