HAHAHA i dont get it :(

It says:

You are the prettiest girl to ever exist!

Yeah, they do. Voodoo is prominent in the Caribbean isles.

Je ne comprends pas francais, Mademoiselle!

It's funny how "Voodoo" was incorporated into Catholicism.

Most major Christian festivlas are Pagan. :)

Even Christmas is supposedly the wrong date, ya know?

Oh aye.

On the 25th December Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card. He was too scared to send it back. From that point on, 25th December has been Jesus' birthday.

lol. You're such the explorer Captain Lenny.

Oooh arr.

I search the Wide Oceans of Googlde does I, to find the bestest hats in all Me'ico!

Blackbeard would be proud, matey.

Only in Louisiana, bud...though we had a bit of it in parts of Mississippi closest to LA.

I think I'm starting to get sick. :( Sore throat...runny nose...sneezing...about to pass out at the computer...

Slightly nauseated...

You're just pregnant.

Sore throat...blocked nose...cough...feeling dizzy...right leg all swollen from tackling too much in Football...FUN! :D

You mean Cribbige?

Ever had buffalo burger?

Cribbage?

And no...though I've had Buffalo flavoured Crisps. Tasted like Barbecue Sauce...

Hmmmm

This is sweet as hell. Im stealing internet on my laptop from one of my nieghbors or something.