Because when I was 4 I wanted some pet goats. So we got some pet goats, and I named them Dandelion and Burdock.

And now, we don't milk them...or pleasure ourselves with them. They just sit and eat grass all day.

Erm...OK. As long as you get rid of stupid Health and Safety rules...and the Labour goverment, and the Tory opposition.

WHy would I be Welsh? Just because I've got an amusing accent (occasionally), it doesn't make me Welsh.

You'll have to take up those issues with my friend, Brad. He actually will rule England. I just get London out of it all and Wales along with Half of Scotland (can't just take over one part of the British isles!)

That's supposed to sound wrong, correct? :weird:

Sounds like the good life.

Well yes. It's just the good way of saying "We don't fuck our goats."

Why London, Wales, and Half of Scotland?

If you're gonna rule Britain, where wll you rule it from, if you've got London? Manchester may be a nice place, central too (if you take all of Britian into account), but it isn't designed as a ruling post.

We shall tear down Manchester and rebuild it as a RULING POST DAMNIT! :D.

Suits me just fine.

But leave The Fort where it is. They've got some good shops there...and a massive Borders. So many books! *drools*

I'm not the one ruling Britain. I just bits and pieces. I think I'll make Brad rule from Manchester or Liverpool or some random place.

And as for why? Just because it's an interesting and weird way of doing things :D

Neither of those two.

Manchester may be Manchester, but it's Manchester. And Liverpool may be Capital of Culture 2008, but it's still full of Scousers.

Bored.

If you're bored, then plot the invasion and taking over of Britain. If yours is better than Kagom's, then, well, Long Live Queen Jess!

Btw, I'll have to wanr you both. Britain hasn't been invaded, at all, since 1066. A pretty impressive track record, no? Nearly 1000 years. :D

Queen Jess...?

...Has a pleasant ring to it...

Just as long as it ends in a beheading :P

I have my ways. It all involves political puppets and poisoning the current leaders ;)

Yay! Bye bye current political lead...just don't destroy the Lib Dems. I like the Lib Dems.

Nuke London.