Spam in a can, baby!

Jess In A Can!

Someone elses comment: That'd have to be a huge fucking can.

Hey now, don't be stealing my commnets =\

Haha.

Steelers!!!

I'm thinking of getting back with my girlfriend. She's really into me, but I'm not so into her.


Help me think of creative ways to ask her out/ break up with her. :)

I mean like really cute ways to ask a girl out, and really mean ways to break up with her..... just wanted to clearify that.

Well, with Vday coming up, buy something cute, you know a bear of some sort and go to her front door. Get on one knee and ask for her to be your gf again.

To break it up, drive her home from a date, dont pull in the driveway and let her out at the beginning of the driveway. When she gets out, open up the window and yell that it is over forever, floor the car before she can get any words out. I call this manuver the drop end run.

*The DROP END RUN is a patent manuver only for the use of GruesomeBODY. All people wanting to try this must send him a message or he can sue.

The meanest way to break up with someone.

Picture the scene, someone walks up to your gf one lunch time, whilst she's eating at the table with her mates.

"Dar_Win told Jesse, to tell Alex, to tell Frank, to tell John, to tell Helen, to ask George to tell me to inform you that you're dumped." When she turns around to look at you across the room, give her a big grin and wave.

Watch out! 'Cos Raziel's about!

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He lives! He lives! :)

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Aw. I miss Raz. :(

Everyone does.

I'da thought he'd have at least risen to the bait in the D3V flame thread.

OMGZZZ!!! His last post was on my birthdayz.

More cute ways for asking her outz.

I already figured out the meanest way to break up with someone :killgrin:.

Share! Come on!

And a cute way to ask someone out...a single red rose? It's Valentine's a week tomorrow. It could work.

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Ya

Raz was the man. And Jess misses him cause she wants that internet sex call.

How the FUCK did you find out about that!?

Err...

*koff*

Im just that good. Nobody knows it thought.