I said use a funnel AND a pipe!

You know how they force feed people in hospitals and loony bins? Get a pipe with a funnel on the end, shove it down the throat into the stomach, and poor down liquidated food.

The only proper way to force-feed someone something is with a funnel and a pipe. With only a funnel they can spit it all back out. Now, you wouldn't want bleach spat out at you would you?

Not if you beat them into submission.

But that's just mean. It means you're hurting them instead of letting them do it themselves.

Or you could birbe them with a red Power Ranger figure, or a Barbie Doll. That seems to work.

OooH! Oooh! Great Lies to Tell Small KIDS!

Andy RIley rocks!

Gasoline tastes like chocolate milk.

No no no...

Milk Feels Pain.

It's unlucky not to name every ant you see...for the rest of your life.

Shit. Does it go by per ant? Or like... if you miss just one your perma-unlucky?

Every ant you miss is like breaking a mirror underneath a ladder by throwing a black cat at it.

I wonder how many years of bad luck that is...

7 for the mirror, I know that much.

I'm pretty sure it's a year for the ladder.

Hmmm...so 7 years for the mirror. At least a year for the ladder...

But what about the black cat?

Well here's something...

Black Cats - In ancient Egypt, the Goddess Bast was a black, female cat. Christians, wanting to rid society of all traces of other religions, convinced the ignorant that black cats were demons in disguise and should thus be destroyed. In the process, they also destroyed the kindly ladies who cared for the cats, believing them to be witches. Being demons, a black cat crossing your path would create a barrier of evil, cutting you off from God and blocking the entrance to heaven.

Walking under a ladder - A leaning ladder forms a triangle with the wall and ground. Triangles represent the Holy Trinity, and violating the Trinity by breaking it (walking through it) would put you in league with the devil himself. It is bad luck unless you cross your fingers whilst walking under it.

Breaking a mirror means 7 years of bad luck, unless you take the pieces outside & bury them in moonlight. Also, an undisturbed mirror in a house suddenly fall & smashes then it means that there will soon be a death. It is also extremely unlucky to receive a mirror as a present.

http://www.oldsuperstitions.com/bad_luck.html

The fun! :D

Hmmmmm

Damn... I think everything .08 is completely gone by now. *tear*

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Where the hell is UZG!?

That motha facka got swallowed up by Puff the Magic Dragon.


They have those over in Holland right Lenny?