I ain't posting it! You must be crazy.

Personal stuff I wouldn't want anyone in their right minds knowing. It's only alright for her to know because she's not the best at remembering things when she has a big bottle of Peach Schnapps.

Now, shoo!

give us her I.D.

Well, her screenname is Hermione...and that's all you're getting.

Work out her ID and whatever from that and you will get a whole two cookies for such an achievement. :)

Are you harry potter? :p

Nope.

Just Plain Old Lenny

or

The Ineffable Lenny

or

The Mighty Bouf

but only on weekends.

...YOU ARE HARRY POTTER ...I know how famous people dodge the bullet like that. Sign my scarf!?

I'm not Harry Potter! I'm not Harry Potter! Honest!

Though he has got hair like mine.

Just remember, I've had my hair like that for a year! You get it from me first! YEAH!

Would you sign my wand? ;)

I'd sign it "Lenny" for ya. I don't think Daniel Radcliffe would like me invading his territory.

Though it's possible to do that with a landrover...although a tank would be far better.

A battleship with a yamato cannon upgrade would work ...or perhaps a few dragoons. Ah, I don't care ...I'm losing my comprehensive abilities.

Would you settle for some gold dubloons from Dublin flown from Paris...Texas to Paris...Hilton's house and then shipped to Paris...France?

Wait ...are you dropping gold dubloons dropped on people because gold is pretty dense ...expensive bombs ftw :D.

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Nevermind, each cruise missile costs as much as like 10-20 gold bars so maybe we'd save money using them as munitions.

Here I am.

okay, time for you to go then :o

I'm back.

Oh but I've left again. And no suprises for you this time.

I Will Find You!

BACK! Wanana.

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