Its 7:48...

Noooob

WO! Crazy british basterds!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/scien...html?gusrc=rss

Good idea though! Maybe it'll catch on everywhere.

Boviously I'm ahead in time.

cultivated elephant grass

Why call it elephant grass? Do elephants like to eat it or something? They dont have elephants in the UK... why damnit, TELL ME WHY!

Its long and patchy I know that... my grandma had it in her yard when I was a kid.

OMG...I don't believe it...we're gonna get our electricity by burning grass??!

A ha...ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha ha...*falls over in a fit of hysterical laughing*

Was your grandma an elephant?

Safer than nuclear.

What isnt though.

Well... her skin was pretty close to that of an elephants but otherwise na.

Oh and she was wise.

but wait, are elephants wise? Or do they just not forget?

Elephants aren't wise, owls are. Elephants just never forget.

Did you know, Elephants can't jump.

I sat on an elephant once.

I ran over a dead rabbit on my way to work today.

Roadkill is very nutricious

That's what a former co-worker said...

He he he...I get it...former co-worker...cos they ate the roadkill...and they died...and...:)

So, what's happening in Americaville today?? Heard about the Live8 concert??