Run For The Hills I Tells Ya!!!

Run For The City I Tells Ya!!!!

Some people like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc
Some guys like to travel in by bus
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm gonna take my bike
'Cos once again the tube's on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay
For sitting on their arse all day
Even though they earn 30K
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
Where the FUCK's my FUCKING train?

London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy FUCKING useless cunts
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is please mind the doors
And they learn that on the two day course
This job could be done by a 4 year old
But they leave us freezing in the cold
What you smell is what you get
Buger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat
So don't tell me to mind the gap
I want my FUCKING money back!

London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy FUCKING useless cunts
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts
I wanna shoot them all with a rifle

La la la laa, la la la laa.

THe floors are sticky and the seats are damp
Every platform has a FUCKING tramp
And the drivers get the day off when
We're all late for work again

London Underground (London Underground)
Wa-wa WANKERS
They're all WANKERS
London Underground (London Underground)
Take your oyster card
And shove it up your arsehole



"London Underground" by The Amatuer Transplants.

Sung to the tune of The Jams "Going underground" with extra stress on the words in CAPS.

WHERE are you smuggling those plums?!

Plums bruise easily...they'd bruise as soon as you look at them you know...or is it peaches?? I don't know...maybe a cross...peams...or pleaches...

I could eat a peach all day long.

HOORAY for stem cell research. EAT BABIES.
www.eatbabies.com

Mmmmm baby cobbler.

Christopher Reeves is a cannibal.

Christopher Reeves is dead...is he not??

I now a Christopher Reeves...he's a Maths teacher...

Two more results...English 1 - 31/40 -- One mark off an A...:(

Maths 1 - 60/68
Maths 2 - 64/76
Overall Maths - 86% which is an A.

And we've all been told that Tech was abismal (sp?? Never had to type this word before...:p)!! Last years avergae mark was around 75%, this year (ours) it is around 45%...how good is that??!
























































RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!!!!

Yes, he is. But I was referring to a South Park episode that Kaneda's post reminded me of.

Ah...okie dokie.

RUN FOR THE HILLS I TELLS YA!!!!










































I can't hear no running!!!

You cant hear me running because I'm a ninja.

Look behind you...

Nothing there eh.

I'm that fast.

I am Samurai.

wow... im dying

http://nikon.bungie.org//misc/rogerw...robotics_2.mov

You got a Halo fetish or something?

What is it with you people and that game, it's just average...

*all defensive systems operational*

You cant touch me!

And yes, I have an obsession with Halo.

Its not just average. Average = O.K. Halo = Kick Ass

Lenny = Sexy beast...:D

Chem - 89%...:D