Jessifer, you're thinking about my dick. I'm so embarrassed.

But I'm a guy. I know how mean that would be.

Kangom can be the fag hulk.

Just cut off his balls and make him a eunic. He can take care of the women

I don't want Eunichs.

KJ likes testicles.

Yes, in addition to sharp and potentially hazardous obects. Does that get you off, baby?

Ask my girlfriend, ninja.

Ask KJ, Fag Hulk.

Okay, if you say so...

Oh Mantra, we have some questions for you...

Agreed. My quad laser beam and orbital partical cannon are much better anyways.

Defintely agreed. In fact the sheriff won't let anyone be emo in Zelaron. It is against the law.

Deal. I hate women about as much as I do emo's, fake chefs, fake goths, boy bands, eggplants, and dolls.

Same goes for kids which I will often steal from you to do experiments with.

So does that make you... gay?

It makes -Spector- gay.

No. It makes me full of hatred for humans. I would sooner kill the disease infested filth heaps before touching one.

So does that make you asexual?

Same answer as above. Find me a smart and clean women otherwise die.

Hmm.. the search is on.

Good luck. Seriously you will need it.

No.....you need the luck hotdog.

I'm not the one looking lol. I'm smarter than that. I already know my request is asking for too much.

I want to be the DICKtator.

The NonGayDicktator?

lets make it were 5 people rule then 3 people assist each person.

How bout I be in control of the media, aka subliminal advertising and control? I'd also like to be the one who enforces the midnight curfew for non governmental officials.

What is the punishment for after 12:00? A good spanking?

I disapprove.

Midnight? That when I get off of work!

Fuck that.

Remember, non governmental officials. You're good.

What is the punishment?

it would be 3 days of torture

I'm still with the idea of a good spanking

spanking is too weak torture is too strong going to jail for a week is just right so what about major punishment i think how sever it it is how many months or years in jail is good cheating on the zelaron site will have you in jail for a week and thats the weakest besides curfue to the strongest quadhomiside with is 20 years

Why not just force people to watch those stupid kid shows that come on in the morning? Like Dora and Barney. You could use a device to hold open their eyes and lock them into position facing the TV.

or bad youtube videos