Guilty. Scariest like 3 weeks of my life...



Ever not pull out on purpose?

Not Guilty. That's kind of inconsiderate.


Ever drank a gallon of milk in an hour?

I've had sex with my girlfriend probably 30-40 times now and I have yet to pull out. Thank God for the shot.

Damn, my girlfriend was on Depo for a while and then quit reupping on the shot, so now i'm starting to get nervous.

Anyways..


Ever taken pictures of females that aren't watching?

Mindlessly skipping over my post? Typical
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Not Guilty, that's just creepy.

Ever help a married person cheat?

Not guilty.

Ever told an authoritative figure (besides your parents) to "Fuck off" or "Suck my dick" ?

Guilty - at work all the time to my boss, who just happens to be my brother...


Ever jerked off at work?

Not guilty (ewww.) Let's get off the sex thing.

Have you ever cheated on a major test/civil service exam/etc?

Guilty.

Ever been kicked out of the house?

Not guilty.

Have you ever shoplifted?

Guilty.

Have you ever spent a night in jail? (Also guilty :x )

Half-guilty. Spent about 5 hours in the drunk tank.

Ever been to court?

Guilty guilty guilty. Those were the verdicts too.


Ever tried to evade the police, and succeed?

Guilty

Running through the woods as the cops tried to bust a party... it seemed none of them wanted to get out of their cars, and their cars couldn't make it through the woods!

Have you ever gone streaking?

Not guilty.

Ever had everclear?

Not guilty.

Have you ever harbored homicidal thoughts towards a family member or friend?

Guilty (kind of why I'm on probation)

Ever made some sort of explosive and used it for non-ethical purposes?
(Including The works bomb, Chlorine bombs and other house-hold chemical bombs)

Not guilty. Have you ever looked at someone of the same gender's ass by mistake and think "Awesome" until you realized they were of the same gender?

Not guilty..............


Ever get head while taking a shit?

LOL. not guilty, but I've gotten head while playing Counter-strike!

Ever had a near-death experience?

Guilty. I work with power lines, so it's quite common, but not for the type of work I'm involved with. I recently had a scary incident.



Have you ever had wake up sex?

Guilty, although sometimes it is not as enjoyable when you're still in an exhausted drunken/stoned stupor.


Have you ever pulled a muscle while having sex?

Guilty *charlie-horse...


Ever done-*it* with an innanimate object?

Not guilty. I have standards. :x

Have you had sex with one of your exes?

guilty.

Ever been doing someone, while pretending/wishing it was someone else?

Not guilty.

Ever gone sky diving?

Not guilty. I hate heights. A lot.

Ever OD'd on anything?

Kinda guilty? I inhaled so much PC Duster once that I puked and then passed out. Ever since then I've never been able to stand even the smell of PC Duster, much less be able to inhale it. It's not really worth it anyway, it's a retarded high and only lasts ~30 seconds.

Thread with PICTURE can be found here. http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33512

Have you ever had a "bad trip"?

Guilty, but only mildly. I consider any trip in which you encounter something bad it makes the entire trip bad. My first time on mushrooms I thought my heart was going to explode and I kept freaking out because I saw myself dying. That only lasted about 5 minutes, and then I just chilled out and tripped for awhile.

Have you ever done ecstasy?

Guilty.

More than once, one of my favorite drugs.

Ever done acid?

Guilty, only once, on my 18th birthday, best night of my life.

Have you ever killed anyone, accidentally or not?

Not guilty.

Have you ever cheated on a major exam?

Guilty.


Ever cheated on your girl with her best friend?

Not guilty (im changing this to Guy, and his.) he however cheated on her with me if that counts.


Ever do it in a public place, in broad daylight?

Not guilty.


Ever have a snake on your neck?

Not guilty.

Ever eat snake?

EW NOT GUILTY


ever get in a fist fight, just for the fun of it?

Not guilty. I'm a pacifist.

You ever just snapped at someone who didn't do anything to you?

Guilty.

Seen 2 girls 1 cup?

Not guilty. Pretty sure this has been asked before.

Ever linked an unsuspecting person to that vid?