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hehe no man I just read a little johnny joke that was pretty bad...

that one about the teacher was funny as hell

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Originally posted by Silverjinx18
hehe no man I just read a little johnny joke that was pretty bad...

:eek: a little johnny joke?

3 Men were on a deserted island and had been captured by canabals. The canabals said they would let the men live if they would do something for them. The canabals told the men to go into the jungle and pick 10 of any kind of fruit they wanted. So the men went out into the jungle to pick their fruit. The first man returned with 10 apples, and the canabals said that if he could put all 10 apples in his ass without making any noise, that he could live. So he got one in, then 2, and he screamed, so the canabals killed him. The second man came out with 10 cherries. The canabals told him what he had to do, so he began. He had no trouble getting 9 in, but then he bursted out laughing, so the canabals killed him. So up in heaven the first guy and the second guy were talking. The first guy asked the second guy, "why did you laugh? you almost had it!" and the second guy replied "I saw the third guy coming out with pineapples."

LoL, those 2 were funny....

how can you tell it's bedtime at michele jacksons house?

The big hand is on the little hand.:)

what do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?

there both fun until your friends see you with them:)

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Originally posted by viciousmilitia
what do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?

there both fun until your friends see you with them:)

They are fun to ride until your friends see you on one*

What does a kodac camera and a condom have in common?

They both catch that special moment.

why are black ppl so good at basketball?

because they can 'steal' 'run' and 'jump'.

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Originally posted by Strider Fury
why are black ppl so good at basketball?

because they can 'steal' 'run' and 'jump'.

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that is stereotypical :(

And racist. And not very funny.

It is stereotypical. That's why it is funny. If it wasn't stereotypical, it wouldn't even be understandable.

By the way, why is the word stereotypical? Shouldn't it be monotypical?

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Originally posted by Medieval Bob
By the way, why is the word stereotypical? Shouldn't it be monotypical?

:nerd: :shame: :nuts: :bitch: :head: that was stupid.

it should be Tropical but who cares on the word choice most jokes are usally insulting to some "type" person so who really cares...

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Originally posted by Silverjinx18
"The O.J. Murder Trial" by Dr.Seuss

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, not anytime.
And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!

hold on and i'll get better ones...

funny:d

hehehe ;)....here's the little johnny joke just for you johnny ;)

Little Johnny was in the bathroom bushing his *%#$ w/ a toothbrush and some toothpaste. Mom walks in and asks what he's do'n: " Mom I'm go'n to brush this thing 3 times a day so I don't get a cavity like sister!!!

Most little johnny jokes are better than that..

Oh come on, racist jokes are funny! The idea of racism is so ridiculous in the first place that I don't take it seriously at all. Lighten up guys.