Awe strucken by the two horrible tragedies he began to cry, thinking of what he should do next.

"Oh God," he cried, "I'm awestruck by two horrible tragedies! What shoud I do next?"

Unable to calm this dilemma mentally he call up his girlfriend Taniku and asks her for some advice.

Taniku answers the phone, but when she realizes it's her boyfriend Tenga, instead of helping him through his predicament she proceeds to verbally abuse him for forgetting their anniversary!

"forget about our damn aniversary! things are more important right now" he screamed out

"I have to learn how to fly now" he said to Taniku.

She then replied in a soft gentle manner "Tenga I can't handle the stress, if your pathetic dreams are worth more then me Then.... I think we should see other people."

he looked at her and said"RRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTT!

So he shrugged it all off and went on to more important matters.

Just then, the phone rang.

it was his physical fittness instructor."hello" he relpyed

Mr. Huge, the fitness instructor, proceeded to berate the poor defenseless Tenga for not being able to fly.

"You idiot! There's an attachment to your Super Ultra Mega Hyper Power Gym online at EBAY, for flying purposes!"

"But I didn't know!," poor Tenga cried, "for the love of GOD I didn't know!!!!"

Mr. Huge said calmly, "Whatever. Just order the damn thing, gain flight powers, and do whatever it takes to save that sweet sweet mom o' yours."

So he promptly registered ebay and, being the only bidder on a $1.50 attachment ( which happened to be a rubber band with logo on it ), got it in the mail 6 - 8 weeks later.

By this time, it had been so long since the kidnaping/orphanage attack incident that Tenga's mother had already been maliciously slain and buried in a shallow grave under a compost heap in Harlem!

But still, Tenga wanted to be a hero, so he dedicated himself to finally coming up with a Super Hero name worthy of a flying strong guy.

So, in honor of his martyred mother, he dubbed himself...

...MAMA'S BOY!

Alas, "Mama's Boy" had no way of knowing about local events / situations that would call for a superhero, as his cable bill was usually paid for by his mom.