So you're saying you want them to pound a gust of wind out of you? You dirty bottom slut.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many
a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

Goddammit Skurai, don't you have a family or something?

Yeah, but I've already got most of them pregnant, so I have nothing to do, right now.