ISWYDT (although I'm not sure about the "brown and crispy" part).



Chill out for a while in one of Alcor's cryonic Dewar vessels.

Problem: I ate a hotdog without a bun. Now I have an uneven ratio of hotdogs to buns.

Eat a hotdog with two buns.

Problem: Chruser's sig breaks my browser.

Delete System32


Problem: I'm not an atheist.

Continue with your ways. Ignorance is bliss.

Problem: I am an agnostic atheist.

Learn to embrace the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Problem: I feel bloated.

Stick your finger in your throat

I'm bored (I'm on Zelaron after all :haha:)

Go to a Batman showing and shoot folks. That'll de-bore you as there is no way that could ever go wrong.

Problem: I want to date a German.

Grow a tiny mustache and start goose-stepping around town.


Problem: I have a tummy ache

Eat a whole bunch of spicy foods.


Problem: I can't afford a computer that doesn't have an integrated graphics card.

Buy the best one you can afford, then break the integrated chip off your current computer and solder it in place on top of the graphics chip in your new computer. Their powers will combine, Captain Planet style.


Problem: I spilled a soda on my floor and don't have any paper towels to clean it up

Clean it up with bleach and ammonia.

Problem: My phone is shit.

Eat it along with your sister's phones and hope they'll do some Yugioh Fusion.

Problem: I haven't been going to the gym as much lately.

Take speed. You won't worry about the gym then.

Problem: I keep doubting myself when it comes to school and my future.

Drop out of school, go on welfare, and spend every day playing video games and eating Ramen Noodles.

Problem: My milkshake does not bring all the boys to the yard.

Let me show you how to make your milkshake bring boys to the yard. It involves crushed cockroaches.

Problem: My mouth keeps hurting. I'm on antibiotics and Ibuprofen and deciding on a root canal. But what do?

Semen makes a great oral painkiller. Suck more cocks.


Problem: I have to poop, but I'm too lazy to move.

Shit yourself. Nothing wrong with doing that!

Problem: I'm feeling unmotivated to do anything.

Just continue to sit at your computer and surf the internet. That is the most productive thing you could ever do.

Problem: I'm having a hard time passing Differential Equations.