Solution: Create an explosion.

Problem: Hungry.

Solution: Eat?

Problem: I'm me.

Solution: Die

Problem: I'm cold.

Apply rubbing alcohol all over body and then light a match to yourself.

Problem: didn't get laid tonight :(

You're supposed to give BAD advice.

I cannot reply to the above post as it breaks the rules of the thread and WW is going to be angry with you Grav.

Look what you did! Now the chain is broken. There's a void...I can't respond to a problem o_O

Solution: Fixed the chain by making a something else a problem, ie, Wallow's post.

Problem: I'm not posting a problem either.

Solution: Go crawl into a hole and nibble on your skin.

Problem: Disney

Solution: Hunger strike until they change their atrocious ways.

Problem: Waking up at midnight after a half a night and day of sleep.

Solution: Watch porn.

Problem: I can't find my Zune. :(

3rd Chain Breaker!

Solution: Ban Skurai. (Wait, this is good advice, huh?)

Problem: Can't seem to get out of bed today.

Solution: Drink some coffee, if that doesn't work, try some stretches, or watch one of those screaming ghost videos.

Problem:I'm being tracked for posting spam. :(

Solution: Stop posting. Period.

Problem: I have no idea how to properly apply eyeshadow...

Solution: Paint your face black

Problem: Got up, but now what to eat, is my new dilemma.

Solution: Go stand out in the sun and absorb your nutrients as plants do.

Problem: I'm lonely.

Solution: You can always hang out with me. :D

Problem: I'm almost out of Nissen super meals.

Solution: Plug yourself so they stay in your body indefinitely.

Problem: I need a haircut soon.

Solution: Where a hat and go bald.

Problem: I've only got 3 hours and 32 minutes left on my cell phone.