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talentedhamster 2008-03-20 05:18 PM

Whats worse that 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

Lenny 2008-03-20 05:24 PM

One baby nailed to ten trees!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

talentedhamster 2008-03-20 05:29 PM

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS TO MINE?

idk. =(


What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

Lenny 2008-03-20 06:21 PM

They're just educated guesses. :p Well, I know one similar to the ten babies nailed to one tree (What's worse than eight babies in one bin?), and the onion one was luck.

Don't know the last one, though.

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And the answer to mine:

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?
An erection.

talentedhamster 2008-03-20 09:24 PM

Hah thats messed up

answer to mine
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

a pile of dead babies with a live one on the bottom tryin to eat his way out

Vault Dweller 2008-03-20 11:30 PM

How do you make a dead baby float?

Lenny 2008-03-21 06:04 AM

Hmmm... stop holding it down?

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What do you do when you've had a baby?

Vault Dweller 2008-03-21 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny
Hmmm... stop holding it down?

Wrong. Answer: 1 glass root beer, 2 scoops dead baby.

Thanatos 2008-03-24 07:14 AM

lol I think dead baby jokes are tasteless but I laughed at that one.

D3V 2008-03-24 07:37 AM

Haha, the dead baby jokes are pretty fucked up. What's wrong is the people that sit around and think them up. Hmph.

Vault Dweller 2008-03-24 08:40 PM

Just be glad I haven't busted out the pedophile jokes.


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