Ohh well dont you just look cute huh

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Not really?

He's randomly gay all the time. So I guess that makes him... gay?

I suppose you're right. I always knew there was something funny about him.

OMG SLAYNISH AND THANATOS ARE BUTT BUDDIES LOLZ

THANATOS GET OFF SLAYNISHES COCK ROFLMAOIRLTTYLlol

What is the source of said shit? Is it like cow shit, human shit, or what?

Does it make that much of a difference? It's shit. Fully digested food. Enough to be buried up to your neck in. Would you prefer cow shit? Your own shit? Your friend's shit? It's really up to you. The consistency and origin of the vomit are also up to you. Enjoy.

As long as the person just funneled like 12 beers, and was immediately throwing up in my mouth and it was still cold, I'm in for the vomit. It tastes so good once it hits your lips.

If it's my own fresh shit than the chances of me catching a communicable disease like hepatitis is much slimmer.

That's pretty sad, man.

#21 on the list, keep em coming.

Your hit list?

You see, this is one of the beautiful things about this question. You end up with an amazing spectrum of responses, from carefully deliberated, logical concerns, to...well...quite frankly...What the Fuck?!