You could try:
No, I don't think so.
No, you're wrong.
No, it's not like that.
There's no way that's possible.
No, don't do that.
No, I'm not.
No, you're not.
No, you're stupid.

Yet "no" works so much better than any of those.

How about this?

NAZI!

nazi babies

i live to make no sense

i am aclown an idiot and an retard
don't like it?

good thats the point

Seriously, how old are you?

He is probably 8 and from another country or maybe he just enjoys making zero sense.

the second answer is correct

i like being incoherent, its my way of wasting time or stress(which ever comes first) and its not that i'm 8 i'm just in touch with my inner inmaturity
but still if theres no time for that i do act mature(even if it sjust alittle bit)

You make me laugh.

ah.... so 40 and from another country. I'm not sure if thats any better.

noooooooo just check my profile, its not there for fun its so question like these don't pop up

Ha he's older than me and I have better grammer. Though... Puerto Rico...

(irrational racist insult directed at kyeruu)

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!"?

Actually, do you have Elderberry trees in America/Puerto Rico? I know we've got a few down at the stables that the goats like to nibble on... and they smell quite nice in the Summer. Big white berries.

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Blimey... I thought you were older than 13, Atnas.

I'll be 14 in a month. I'm just... mature?

Possibly.

Take mj. He's 14, yet it reads as if he's a 20 y/o professor from Harvard.

I'll have to refine my speech more, then all my peers will think I'm a 50 year old pedophile smooth talking them.

[RACIST]As for MJ, he's black. They're either good at sports, killing, stealing, or talking.[/RACIST]

You came back just in time to see my leave.

http://www.picaroni.com/nixon-says-peace-out.jpg

I'm killin' 'em niggas fo' sho'!

what you think since i'm from puertorico?
means i'm a worse person than you?
basically most americans see puertoricans as inferiors
but when some of us puertoricans go to american and become kick ass money earners we shut your mouths up
and you should watch your mouth about me even if i'm a class clown i keep my grades up