Not impossible, just very improbable!

No! Impossible because I have already climed ze job or meself.

But I'M his last living relative! You can't be as well, else neither would be his very last.

No you're not! You're just the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast! D:

I never knew Stalin had a thing for candlesticks. o_O

Still, he's a pretty cool candlestick.

And it's funny because in Disney's Beauty and the Beast, the guy who played the candlestick played Lenny in Law and Order...Johnny Orbock, gotta love him. *sighs, wishing he was still alive*

John Orbach, and it was a "Lennie". :p

I've got someone at work calling me "LK", and I can't for the life of me work out why. :confused:

Lenny Lennie, they both sound the same. :p

True.

Lenny.
Lennie.
Llainea.

All sound like "Lenny".

I don't think the last one sounds like "Lenny"...Maybe the girl version of Lenny. ^^

Ll = L
Ai = e (think the sound made when you say hair, or chair - a hard e sound)
N = n, surprisingly enough
Ea = ee = y (think sheaf, and heat)

Okay, you got me there. *Pouts* Never win. XD Just kidding.

That's why they call me Ineffable. :p

The way to win is to play your own game with rules no-one else knows. Works every time.

*Pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokep oke* D: