You're turned on by decapitated chickens? You're sicker than I thought.

that kind of makes me horny, WKFF.

I read the article!! Ooh! Oooh!! I'm a good little boy!! Brownie points?

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WKFF is made horny by everything. As long as it's got a uterus, and some kind of... opening.

Should I go the whole hog and make this really graphic?

Nah.

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That would be weird, trying to crow... but gurgling.