Bubba is my Pen Pal. He writes me letters of his exploits all the time! He would make a wonderful Erotic Novelist. :D

caRpenter.

so your not a bitch. You'll know how to fix things, and survive in hostile situations

I selected "Get paid to do nothing" and then I saw "Actor" as a choice :(

be jesus

Are you willing to die for everyones sins?

You get to come back to life a few days later and go up to paradise on a little fluffy cloud to rule at the side of your father.

The advantages far outweigh the main disadvantage of being dead.

Is it worth the insanity-inducing pain, though?

to think about all the sinning there is, thats one hell of a death

Moreso than back then, even.

It's only the once. And nowadays they'd give you some kind of injection, bullet to the head, electric shock, rope around the neck type thing.

It'll be very quick...and you only die the once.

Unless you're at the mercy of some batty religious zealots. In which case, you're screwed.

If I was dying for a religon, I wouldnt want those fierce christians to get their hands one me

did you know that when they would crucify ppl it would take hours apon hours to die? in each moment you would be out of your mind in pain. at least those "batty religious zealots" would break the legs of the crucifees so that they would die faster(because then you couldn't get up to breathe). but on the other hand if you really wanted to live, it would drag on a little longer then it normally would and be excruciating. then they could actually say "oi vey" and really mean it. lets just say that jesus had to endure one of the most painful deaths ever, am i right?

If you guys want to talk about Jesus, make a new thread.

Explosives engineer.

i retract my last job statement and now say porn star. Need i say more. The only disadvantage i see is the possible of std's and having sloppy 10000 instead of sloppy 2nds

We're discussing the pro's and con's of the JOB of Jesus. Which complies with the theme of this thread.

Jesus isn't a Job. You don't put "Jesus" under the field "Position:"

Jesus isn't a Job, but the Job Jesus did was to be the Christ. That is his Job. And we are, or at least were, discussing the Pro's and Con's of being a Christ based on the trials and tribulations of Jesus.

And if you can't work out where it'd be, it'd come under Other (plz state).

OHHH BURN GRAV!