yeah that bat would be beating the shit out of you right now

For starters, I want an optical interface implant so I can hook up to a computer and add a HUD to my vision or get the ultimate in game visual immersion.

Or they plant fruit trees.

I'm glad everyone got the deeply embedded barely visible joke in that statement.

Haha.

But yes, a personal flying machine would be pretty sweet, I must say.

i want laser tag guns, but with semen instead of lasers

I want to feel a female orgasm.

Oh shit, multiple too.

Guys can have multiple orgasms

.....in the span of a couple hours..... sigh

no, its possible for a guy to have multiple orgasms before he busts... just need to have trained yourself. i know i can

Yeah, you people need to read up on some tantric sex techniques. ;)

I want to be able to take screenshots, record sound and video with my mind, and then upload it to a computer or elsewhere.

Be able to recored thoughts and dreams and the like and play them back when you want to.

For realism, thats the best so far

Ever read the Ender's Game series? The guy was blind, so they implanted an mechanical nano-eyeball. It can record, and can interface to a computer and such like that. I'm sure another version of that same eye could have a wireless interface with computers, video game consoles(for the ultimate experience) and since it's processing and sending images to your eyes, it could of course modify those images(HUB), not to mention perfect vision. If people continue to deny research(i.e. stem cell) we will probably never have biomechanical devices like that, though.

Yeah just dont pet your cat while you have that eyeball installed in you...

ZZZZZAP!

Mmm... Everyone has malicious intentions. We just dont act on them. There is a little thing called common sense. Its kinda like how we dont have free will.

If you have malicious intentions in what you're doing or saying, then it means you're acting on them.