This should be enough to make everyone's october shitty.

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Gee, thanks for ruining my day.

I feel shitty if that counts for anything...

My loneliness is catchhing up with me...and I need to sleep desperately.

I need my diaper changed.

Get a fleshlight.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Damn British Accent] Enough funny speech out of you! [/Damn British Accent]

What the flip is that? A portable genuine imitation vagina?

In case plain wanking isn't doiing it for you.

I thought that was what a liver box was for.

Judging by the name, with a fleshlight you can do it...and get lit up...?

:confused:

That's just freaky. What type of mind spends its days designing things like that?

It has a cap you can put on it to disguise it as a flashlight, and whenever you want to you just fuck it.

I see...http://www.zelaron.com/forum/images/smilies/eek13.gif

No I don't...what am I talking about?!

How weird...

...It's so much easier being a girl when it comes to sex-toys. My god.

Well yah. Plus it's much more socially acceptable for a girl to have a vibrator than a guy to have one of those.

hey Jamesadin, you said your mom had breast cancer right? well, have her talk to her doctor about olive oil treatments(ingesting it and at least I think it was olive oil. I lost the article and i'm doing it from memory). I read in a discover magazine that sasilic(spelling check please pronounced sa-sil-ic or at least i remember so) acid in the oil knocks off the cancer properties of the defected cells up to approximately 50% of the total amount of cancer cells.

P.S. are you or your mom religious? if so, say the word and I will pray for her (and you if you want me to) whenever I remember. tell her I said good luck.

Wow, that's... very nice. You know James in real life?

no, but I can still help regardless of if I know james.

Ah. Well, welcome to the forums. I haven't seen you before. But your post touched me, somehow.

Grav, i plan on touching you.

well, yes, I am new here as you can probably tell from my "posts meter" anyway, thank you for the warm welcome, I appreciate it. most people would play "kick the newbie" until I had a hundred posts under my belt.