| Penguin |
2004-12-12 09:34 PM |
Time for a new slogan: Zelaron : Gaming and Drugs. Our main admin is even named Chruser which is ironic in its own right. Next make a green VB theme with a giant weed leaf that has the Zelaron logo on top of it. Add a DRUGS section and give a forum to each of the popular drugs. Also add a Homosexuality forum, a Grammer School forum, and a How Do I Get A Date forum. Mod Mantra, bring back Admin Taco, Mod Kagom, and customize the RPG VB Forum game to be a drug dealing game. More posts = More money. Then you can buy weapons, and drugs. Follow that up with a mini-stock market for drug prices to change daily based on supply and demand. Also add a Warez section to zelaron for only people with over 1000 posts, but instead just post Bittorrent links. Have seprate warez forums for games, apps, and xxx movies. Start a forum war with SomethingAwful; claiming they are all kids with horrible acne that cannot get a date, claim you could photoshop a better entry then all of them and insert a Huge picture of that Mantis from that D2 post that seems to be etched in everyones mind. Expand on the D2 forums, add 2 forums for every class, PVP and Builds, mod a different person for EVERY forum. Make a HOTORNOT forum, where members post pictures of themselves and people rate the thread of degree of hotness. Add a [xxx] tag to be able to use in thread titles, to warn users that there is HEAVY PORN WITHIN THIS THREAD. Make several XXX forums, at least 20, based on a large range of difft xxx ideas. Mod mantra for EVERY one of these and make sure he replys to EVERY single post. Change avatar sizes to at least triple the current limit, have no sig limit but encourage people to use at least a 1000x1000 sig. Add Clubs to Zelaron, everything from the EUROPEAN ONLY CLUB to the I HAVE AT LEAST TWO PETS MAYBE THREE and make sure that everyone joins 20 of these, have them put all of them in their signiture like =-=I HAVE DOGS CLUB=-=. Add a Blog forum, encourage members to bitch about EVERYTHING that annoys them in life. Mod the whiniest person and have him lock threads randomly with a giant THIS HAS BEEN LOCKED image in reply to every post. Add a pokemon forum and mod Slaynish, but fire him after he posts some Ash Brock yaoi. Add a DIET forum, automaticcly assume that EVERY member here is obese, and the ones who are not need to be modded to help the others.
OFFTOPIC, IM BORED!
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