A roach in Grav's house, 82.6 degrees F.

Kaos' roach clip: 120 degrees F.

This thread, 1 degree K

Randuins face: 326 F. Nevermind, it just blew up.

My room is 65 degrees F.

Wtf, that was you?

I was wondering what the flip was going on when some guy came in with a thermometer and jabbed it into the back of a water bug.

"House inspector", you said. Then as you walked towards me, you also established yourself as a "pants inspector." That's when I decided that you were also an "axe inspector."

My anus 40 degrees C

I inspect a lot of things. Up the ass. 98.6 degrees F.

Not when you have a fever.... 102.3 degrees F. You sick fucker!

My Compuuters keyboard is 80 degrees F

Wait... You're finding me hot? Wtf? Are you gay?

I'm finding you so mad that your head blew off. Computer monitor= 69 F.

Microwaved Chick Cordon bleu, 148 Degrees F.

Cat in the rain- 54 F

Fix your logic, whore.

KagomJack's penis after a mantralord post: 103° F.

A 32 degree angle, 62 degrees C.

My skin after a long hot shower: 109 F

My mini fridge: 40 Degrees F

The "Submit Reply" button, 539 degrees Kelvin.