I didn't show them shit... However, they did show me the holding cell for the night.. Fucking bacon bits..

Did bubba treat you well and gently?

Did you at least threaten to eat them? I mean "u can eat them if u want 2 jeez".

I was alone, on suicide watch, which I laughed in their faces at, 5 minutes before I blacked out... :(

They made me take off my shoe laces, fuckers. I hate putting them back on.. :mad:

They fucking put you on SUICIDE WATCH?!

ROFL. wth? Just cause you have a .18 alchohol level doesnt make you suicidal. Stupid Feds. You were probably to fucked up to even take the shoelaces off to hang yourself, even if you wanted too.

Yeah, it's protocol for most offenses. The highest suicide rate is the hours right after an arrest, when the criminal begins to contemplate the ramifications of the offense, but in my case, I was just pissed I got caught.. :(

I was worried about my Dad a little, since this isn't the first or even second time I was arrested, and those other times he took it hard, and he took it out on me hard. He was surprisingly understanding and supportive. :)

Oof. Brutal, Titus. The closest I ever came to that experience was getting caught with an expired license plate, an expired driver's license and I had forgotten to put my insurance card in the car to boot. Heh, but I managed to walk away with a $30 fine instead of the $800 ticket I was given originally.

How? Did you flash the cop? :weird:

800.. shit. Where I live its a 75 dollar ticket for each of those. Either that or 95 each.

No, the cop that pulled me over was actually really cool about it and intentionally gave me a really lenient judge. When I went to court for it, I explained why I had been driving with an expired license (actually, I was fucking lucky because that was the day I was heading out to the DMV to get it renewed) and he asked if I had gotten the license renewed since being issued the ticket. I said yes, he tore up the charge. In regards to the insurance ticket, I did have a valid insurance card at the time, I just didn't have it with me when I got pulled over. I showed the card to him, he tore up the charge. The only one left was the expired plate and that was $60. I had gotten it renewed since getting the ticket, though, so I showed him the up-to-date registration and he cut the ticket down to $30. Sweet deal.

Yeah, in this town most parking and traffic offenses exceed $200. The lamest part is the regulations out at the airport. I actually took a look at those tickets, and next to the location section they have ticket amounts. Next to the "airport" column, it's completely blank. If you're parked in the loading area for a minute too long, and the cop that catches you is having a bad day, he can ticket you $2000 for it if he feels like it. It's total bullshit.

Just say you care about the environment and you don't want to ruin the earth more than it already is. Those environmental bitches will crawl all over you. :)

wait wtf in the flame forum, I made a thread saying almost the smae thing...and you said it was a "discrace" make up your damn mind!

You know why? Because your thread wasn't a flame.