Aren't you supposedly 13 anyway? You've got time to get fucked over by women, for now, go sit down and play video games.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Especially if you black out in Memphis and wake up in Newark, missing a kidney and your spleen. What the fuck.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Edit: Ok Ive edited this post 4 times now and I am getting tired of it. I just now read mjs post, I diddnt read it at first because I did not think it was serious from the thread title I thought it would just be some amusing bash on some girl he knows. Anyway, good job on catching me Bob.

Moo, i dont know what THATS like MJ, maybe thats because i dont bother myself with girls, and if they have a problem with me i'll tell them to suckoff. Nevertheless, go drink. My dad just bought my brother a 24 pack of miller and 6 pack of bacardi silver, and a 6 pack of Smirnoff III Black, and a bottel of Jack No.7...

^_^

Well, MJ it may not make sense for her not to go, but who the hell ever said girls actually make sense at all? Most really don't know what the hell they want. Oh and slaynish...drinking doesn't solve shit.

But it's fun as hell.

Very true, but I don't think he needs to be getting loaded at 13.

That was definitely not weak. Good man... admitting that you whiffed hard.

dang 1000 shots i think is sooo much, especially if you got them all in, that must have taken so long!!!

Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell.

From Heaven.

11, that is kind of depressing, heh.

As fun as alcohol can be (if you know your limits), you shouldn't encourage kids to start drinking.

They have to get the motivation somewhere. And if peer pressure from a Gaming Forum has that much influence on your social decisions..

Need I say it?

Dude, look at these people.

Yeah... what the fuck was I thinking..?

http://www.zelaron.com/gear/DanPic1.jpg

http://www.zelaron.com/gear/rusher657.jpg

http://www.zelaron.com/gear/zeronxG8.jpg

hah, im 12, so if i can be like j00z when i grow up, i'll drink til my socks fall up!

That is, if you can find time in your schedule where you don't constantly clutter these forums with garbage.

Mjordan2nd, that girl is what we like to call a trick. She makes you jealous, and she makes you horny, but you're not gonna get anywhere with her. So just tell yourself, "fuck it," and get over her.

And don't fucking worry about relationships. Wait until you're a freshman, and fuck the easy girls. No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life. So take advantage of the sluts, and try to get with every girl you meet.

Alcohol can destroy your liver. :D