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Thanatos 2004-06-05 11:48 AM

Heh, I laughed at that really hard. Donno why, that was hilarious though.

badboy 2004-06-05 02:51 PM

Well, If your a guy that can do it in 37 different positions at the same time then I'd guess sex would be like porn.

sheerx 2004-06-05 07:42 PM

It's definatly similar.
Quote:

Originally Posted by HandOfHeaven
Sex doesn't "last" as long, to put it that way. They pile that all on over a whole day with magazines and other stuff. And some people have never even heard of/seen some of those positions they use.

Hey yo that aint everybody.. (you shoulda pulled a "Most People")
Ive stayed up for 27 minutes so HA!
(no homoness involved I hate faggots to death and wish them to all burn)

Grav 2004-06-05 11:19 PM

27 minutes...... lol

Raziel 2004-06-05 11:30 PM

"Do you think porn and real sex look alike?"

No. Real sex usually involves plastic traffic cones, superfluous appendages (like insectile antennae) and excessive vomiting. Porn never includes those things. Porn usually focuses on heated debate followed by a dog show. It's true.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-05 11:37 PM

Wow you must be a pro, 27 whole minutes.

Raziel 2004-06-06 12:06 AM

27 minutes? Pah. My Grandmother stays erect longer than that.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-06 12:07 AM

I think I shat myself.

Raziel 2004-06-06 12:21 AM

It's the truth. That woman's packing some serious firepower under those corrective undergarments.

Vollstrecker 2004-06-06 02:05 AM

:eek:

I thought it was always Grandpa you had to watch out for![/revulsion]

Raziel 2004-06-06 04:13 AM

Both of my grandfathers are dead, you insensitive prick!

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Heh, they've both been dead since before I was born.

!King_Amazon! 2004-06-06 10:23 AM

Nifty spifty.


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