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Penny_Bags 2004-05-11 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KagomJack
Satan dwells within Level 9

No shit, I amass my army of demons in level 8, and then move to 9. Besides this is a crock of shit anyways... Dante's moral system was quite convuluted. So I go to hell because I kill animals and masturbate? Shut the fuck up Dante. Great literature? I'd rather read Cosmo while being pissed on by fat pregnant chicks.

KagomJack 2004-05-11 06:44 PM

well, what about you Ty? Where are you located in all of this?

Sovereign 2004-05-11 06:45 PM

Hes with me.

KagomJack 2004-05-11 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Penny_Bags
No shit, I amass my army of demons in level 8, and then move to 9.

Dude, if you were in 8, you'd be tormented in bonds...no chance of leaving, and it might be shit to you, but don't knock it down. I haven't had the chance of reading this book yet, and I will eventually...

Tyrannicide 2004-05-11 06:47 PM

Yes, I am most definitely with the one who has all the 'apples' and 'toppings'.

We well ring hells bells, then raise a little hell.

Sovereign 2004-05-11 06:47 PM

He will beat all who oppose him.

Tyrannicide 2004-05-11 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sovereign
He will beat all who oppose him.

RAPE!!!!!You wont stand a chance.

Sovereign 2004-05-11 06:50 PM

I will be his first leutenant when i conquer from six down there. I will destroy all who oppose, my master.

Penny_Bags 2004-05-11 06:52 PM

Sov knows how its done... besides, what chance do the demon's stand? I am the second Jesus after all. Except evil.

Tyrannicide 2004-05-11 06:52 PM

and i will be his second leutenant, and will terminate all who oppose me...sov...and him...

HandOfHeaven 2004-05-11 06:53 PM

Woot! I am in Purgatory, even though not such a place exists, nor do levels or hell. It's a simple thing, you go to heaven or hell.
Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Tyrannicide 2004-05-11 06:53 PM

I am telling you, I am the HULK!!!!*attempts to transform*

Penny_Bags 2004-05-11 06:56 PM

I am so evil I will just kill you when you are finished doing my bidding. Wait, I forgot. This is Dante's moral evalutation, I don't kill people, I'll just have to masturbate all over them.

Tyrannicide 2004-05-11 07:00 PM

....too much information....

Penny_Bags 2004-05-11 07:02 PM

Why? Can't handle it?







p.s. You are black.

KagomJack 2004-05-11 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandOfHeaven
Woot! I am in Purgatory, even though not such a place exists, nor do levels or hell. It's a simple thing, you go to heaven or hell.

the thing is, the Catholics believe in Purgatory because of the Book of Maccabees, which all Protestants do not accept as Canonical because of the Rabbinical Council that denied certain books of the bible in order to spite Christianity at the time of the council.

HandOfHeaven 2004-05-11 07:04 PM

Christian is a HUGE category, I am a WELS Lutheran. One heaven, one hell. simple as that. And we don't waste our money buying those indulgences to get out of purgatory because there is no such place.

KagomJack 2004-05-11 07:07 PM

Dude, no one in the Catholic church buys indulgences to get out of Purgatory. That was a bad thing on our part before the Council of Trent. No Catholic does it now and will not do it at any time in the present or future. So don't give me your bullshit about indulgences. it's a nullified practice.

HandOfHeaven 2004-05-11 07:09 PM

Sorry, just going with Luther's time. Guess that was awhile ago, hmm, say 200-300 years ago? Anyways, let's not spam this up with argument of religion. It was a fire I sparked but don't want to go on because we could right 100's of pages of this stuff.

Tyrannicide 2004-05-11 07:09 PM

im lost..get back on topic...death, u will all die and rot in hell, u bastards!!.lol


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