For those of you who are too lazy to read the whole thread: This is about Duke Nukem (I believe...)

Its about Red Alert.

V8. I was gold. :(

i think mindsweeper is worst game ever ( game on windows with solitaire etc. )

Red Alert 2 was actually an amazing game. I think I'm going to dl it again.

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Yuri's Revenge kicked ass

Initiates are amazing when stationed in buildings. Yuri Clones are probably one of the best unit out there as well.

Veteran Prisim Tank rapeage

I think it is a Three way tie:

Captain Novaline (Something like this): He went around fighting glazed doughnuts and other high fat products, the last boss of the entire game I think is the Pillsbury dough-boy. (Sega Master System)

ET: The graphics were so bad and it took 3 hours to program. People referred to ET as being a space penis . You would go down and look for your space ship part in a hole and it was completely randomized so you would never find anything. So to sum it up: it is a gigantic space penis digging a hole. (Atari)

Custers Revenge: General Custer wants revenge from the famous Civil War. Sounds okay, huh? Well not until you have heard the point of the game. The point of the game is to reach the end of the stage and sexualy molest as many indian women as possible. "The graphics are so bad that when Custer is molesting the Indian women it looks like a Sea Horse taking a piss. " (Atari)

The final quote is from egm magazine.