What about Walker? Or perhaps Texas Ranger?

Only if you have a smokin' hot wife...

Why not Walker or Bruce? Bruce is a nice name.

Bruce Finklestein. I like the ring of that. Im gonna go get my first and surname changed.

I don't like Bruce because it sounds like an old name. That and my old manager was named Bruce, and he was a dick. Walter is alright I guess.

Jason is a great name. Plus it has that nice horror movie ring to it.

I like the name Sean.

Geronimo always sounded good to me.....Jerry for short.

Gerlado

Jessie Ventura always seemed like a good name to me.

I prefer Ace Ventura.

The third Ace Ventura film has been announced. It follows Ventura's eccentric son. Been done before, anyone?

Alrighttty Then

I like girls!

I could get you a great deal on some blondes, if you don't mind the accent?

I prefer if they don't speak. But yes, two girls would be fun.

Well, this month's special offer is One Red-head + a blonde or a brunette - all for the price of the most expensive. Tempted yet?

Highly.

I'll take a redhead and a brunette. Accents, depending on the origin, are preferred. What's that gonna run me?

Lenny will remove the part of their brain that allows speech.