Whether you are or not... they are still cool.

Yes. I must agree with you. They are indeed cool.

But I find gay/bi men to be cooler.

Argh.

LoL. Man. The reactions I get when I say stuff like that.

Priceless.

Sandpaper? Were you attacked by an angry mob of carpenters as a child?

A quiz told me I was afraid of sandpaper and I agreed for no apparent reason. How about that?

YOU ARE AFRAID OF HUMAN HAIR.

Did it work?

No. It wasn't in the form of a Quiz.

Sorry.

Okay, answer this question: do you like or dislike marinara?









If you answered yes, YOU ARE AFRIAD OF HUMAN HAIR.

If you answered no, YOU ARE AFRIAD OF MIDGETS.

Did that work?

I was afraid of midgets to begin with. So haha!

Then obviously you dislike marinara. The two are inseparable.

Am I answering yes to "Do I like or dislike marinara?" because that would yeild an impossible answer... "Yes, I like or dislike marinara."

I'm going to kill you with more chainsaws than you can count.

I dislike Marinara. Indeed I do.

And please stop confusing yourself, because you're confusing me in the process.

I count an infinite amount of chainsaws...

I am blind to chainsaws, therefore I cannot be harmed by them.

Hah! The chainsaws are just there to confuse you while I poison your donuts!

Ha! I do not have donuts! I have bagels! You have been tricked, trickster!

im fuckin drunk

Drunks are funny because they act stupid. Are you going to act stupid? Will I need popcorn for this free show?