New Age music is relaxing. Mmm...

Why do Africans play so rough at soccer? Reverse racism?

I believe that they feel they've got something to prove. Some of the most hard-working football players in the EPL are all African. Indeed, [Burnley's] best defender is a new signing, Andre Bikey, who comes from Cameroon. He and Clarke Carlisle are amazing in defense.

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I want to know why my Internet connection keeps cutting out every five minutes. We're at the start of a month, so it's not like I've hit my cap yet...

Cap? You have a Cap? :confused:

gah you idiot ... he has only a certian set amount that he can download before his internet goes

Nitrous oxide is the shit... besides the whole passing out part.

I will not post anymore today

Fail. :(

Is the humidity going to stick around until the weather cools off?

I've been having some odd dreams lately, but for the life of me I can't remember them...

Omg!
Ok, so I was in a hausted house, but a murderer was there, and I was "on the case" trying to find him, but I didn't want to cause an uproar, so I was on a tour of the house, and me and my friend Billy got trapped in a room with Bleachers (Like, at a school, or something), and a Fat kid was on my legs, sleeping, and so I asked Billy to get me down and he jumped up to get me, and I grabbed his foot (somehow), and we fell and he landed on his head and it moved like Jello, and we landed safely, and these two Black guys on the Bleachers made fun of us like "Man, how you gonna have yo head be doin' that?" and we told them it was easy, and so they jump down, and the tall one had a Green Power ranger suit on, suddenly, and the Fat one had a Pink one, and they both jump up and land on there heads, and squish like Jello, and than I woke up.

Stop talking to yourself jamer321

Give me more money.

Two weeks of work left! It's been a slow eight weeks, until I look back, in which case it's gone by very quickly!

The scariest thought of all is that before I know it, I'll have graduated... actually no. The scariest thought is that I'm going to be twenty in four months. :eek:

After this morning, I seriously considered tearing out my uterus.

Nah. Just meet a nice, black man. He'll do it for you for free!

I'd wait a couple days, perhaps a week before trying to attract one though.

Yeahh...It should be safe to start looking on Sunday...

My internets died, so I ahev to use my friends! :(

I wonder if I'm actually going to be able to do my Service Coordinator courses on Thursday...

FFS, Orange! Why must you make us wait to get an update that the rest of the world has had for days? :(