ur an anal astronaut

or maybe a rectal rocketeer

or maybe a rectal rocketeer

and we cant forget about ur title as "butt pirate"

and we cant forget about ur title as "butt pirate"

:gaypst: ... hmm...

moving on to the next subject...

moving on to the next subject...

IT'S BACON!!!!!!!!! BACON BACON BACON!!!!!!!!! Nooo... isths Beggin' Strips brand Dog Treats. Dogs don't know there's a shotgun aimed at the back of their head while they eat re- err... it's bacon...

lol interesting... but I have a dog :(

So do I.

Weee... almost 500 in three days.

i used to have guinea pigs, but they died...:(

i used to have guinea pigs, but they died...:(

god you are one good spammer :)

How many damn paper shredders do you own!?!?! I SEE TWO.

wait, is that his leg coming out of his stomach? please say its just his leg...

wait, is that his leg coming out of his stomach? please say its just his leg...

lol it's a weird shot but dont diss her, I love her... dad wants to get rid of her... :(

He's a three-legged dog with a foot on the tip of his penis.. no it's his leg idiot... heh.

nooo!!! dont get rid of the doggy!!!

nooo!!! dont get rid of the doggy!!!

Define "love her"

lol

lol

And answer the paper shredder question.

Well, dad got me her when I found out my mother passed on SEptember 24th, last year. :( but, now he wants to get rid of her cause shes hyper but im fixing that by walking her daily.

Hey Xenn... Do you have stairs in your house?

and that matters why?

and that matters why?

well, good for you. and sorry bout ur mom :(

well, good for you. and sorry bout ur mom :(

Parents = Hate hyper things...
They had to put up with KIDS... I'd expect them to go insane

note to self:: no more "ur mom" jokes to wiccan

note to self:: no more "ur mom" jokes to wiccan

thanks *sigh* I sure do miss her sometimes... mothers day will be hard for me...

Heh... I just thought about the pic in my sig... I bet no one else can see that robot.. he DOES look kinda stoned anyway.. :stoner:

Give your father a dildo for mother's day... :p