lmao, I swear that guy is high 24/7 ... or has tourettes or something

Hes high. I guess he yelled across the restarurant "hey, lemme take care of ya" to the server. Tipped 30 on 50.

Haha how nice of him you guys must've treated em right there... I wish I lived somewhere where celebrities hung out, or atleast near, even jacksonville doesn't have anything usually other than local celebrities (news people)... actually the biggest person that I know of lives about 2 minutes from my house (Slim Whitman) an old country singer lives right next to our corner gas station, which is pretty funny.

I don't work there anymore...but yea thats Vegas for ya. Where do you live?

In florida, near J-ville... it's alright out here, we've got some pretty kick-ass beaches , and .. it's always warm/hot around here, and not too much rain.

OMG! I'm off to play WoW for the first time in fucking MONTHS!

Your countdown is cured!

Pepsi Cola was invented as a cure for hangovers

And Coca Cola was invented as a cure for stomach aches.

WoW cures all!

...Except for carpotunnel.

Oh God...no...it's worse than I thought. You were better off with the countdown. :/

Aw... :(

Addiction to WoW has the same properties as addiction to crack :|

So I've heard...and experienced for a short while on the prior one.

I'm listening to The Smashing Pumpkins.

And my IRC is fucked up too.

Anyone seen "Grandma's boy" reminded me of you all :P. Hillarious

Listen for a cricket, count the number of chirps the insect makes in 15 seconds, then add 40, and you've got the ambient temperature in degrees Fahrenheit

I've seen that movie like 10 times. Awesome movie.

YOUR SHIT'S WEAK, KLO, WIZZ-EAK!!!!

My shits weak???
I just saw a funny movie :P

It's a line from Grandma's Boy...

derrrrrrr

When the guy lost at the frog bug game :P.

"GET ON TOP OF ME" (robot voice)

*Tears* "I do it when i get nervous" Sniffle. :). Jeez, my friend is supposed to be burning it for me so kaneda can watch it too :0

ahaha Yeah actually I seen that too, kills me rofl...., actually... i wonder if we have it.

I thought he said somethin like "Samantha, sit on my face" in the robot voice.

I think my favorite part in that whole movie is when the main guy and his weed dealer are so baked they can't drive so they let the monkey drive. that cracks me up

I don't believe that.

... somebody HELP ME

I have 15 year-olds all over my nuts. WHAT SHOULD I DO?!??!?!!

Well whaddya know. What a strange way to measure the temperature.

Almost as strange as watching a 500 pound man fart on a small child.

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/4...6164191yu1.png

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create an atomic bomb

Grandma's Boy is definitely in my top 3 for funniest movie ever. The DDR scene was brilliant. I laugh till it hurts every time I see it.
That, and the part where Alan Covert is wanking it in the bathroom and dude's mom walks in. Heh.

LOL! He can't stop and he jizzes all over her. hahaha now I wanna watch that movie again. Good thing it's On Demand still.

hahahaha...

"grey bush"
-"my bush isn't really grey..."
-"not according to my mom..." (or something along those lines). I <3 that movie.

Ima definately find time to watch it again this weekend :P

I'd say it's probably Peter Dante's funniest role ever.

"Holy Shit! I am naked... Come on in!"

"I'm putting up my christmas tree"

-"dude, its january...and your naked?"
lmfao. :)
-Still haven't gotten it burned for kaneda to see.

"I don't want a cute little college girl, I want a beautiful, but tragically damaged whore."

MadTV used to be good :(

i wanan eat blue chese with sand, then grab a potato and stick it up the nearest whore's ass and laugh while she suffers, but she won't cause a whore is used to that shit.

WHaaaatt, poor guy he's definately missing out, better get on it.. or just go out and buy it or something.

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no
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just no.