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why don't we hate on bugs now, i don't like them. :Pyuck. seriously, there was a roach at our apt the other day (i forgot to close the door after i let raja in...) and i watched it on the wall for 2 hrs until kaneda got home :(.

Lenny

2007-04-23 05:03 PM

Ack. Horrible things, cockroaches. Horrible name, too.

What you need, is a shotgun. :)

Vollstrecker

2007-04-23 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny

Ack. Horrible things, cockroaches. Horrible name, too.

What you need, is a shotgun. :)

I actually used a 22 in machete for decapitating/bisecting cockroaches while I lived in Virginia.

I left a few marks on the linoleum though, but it served the property managers right for doing jack and shit about them, since the people that lived above us were some of the most disgusting people I'd ever seen.

Lenny

2007-04-23 05:19 PM

Haha. Nice. :p

Vollstrecker

2007-04-23 05:21 PM

I had a 14 inch Machete I also used, dubbed "Roach Smiter Lite".

klo	2007-04-23 05:23 PM

ok bye, ttyl :) lol.

Lenny

2007-04-23 05:23 PM

I don't know why, but I can imagine you turning the lights down, donning some kind of loin cloth and body paint, crouching over a 'roach, holding a machete and whispering, "Better say your prayers, bug, for the vollstrecker is here to send you to the next life!" *cackle* *slice*

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Toodles, klo.

Vollstrecker

2007-04-23 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny

It was even better than that. I'd be watching TV or whatever, and I'd see a roach on the kitchen floor or something. I'd pick up my machete, leap from the couch and strike it, like I was the Predator or something.

A few good laughs from that.

Lenny

2007-04-23 05:31 PM

Hahaha! You're mad! :p

Though I can definitely see why you might do it. I went around smashing biting beetles with a heavy-duty torch on a school camping trip. The other three in the tent gave me weird looks for days. Can't think why. :rolleyes:

Vollstrecker

2007-04-23 05:34 PM

It's not madness so much as boredom.

Don't let me get bored, heh.

Lenny

2007-04-23 05:35 PM

Especially not with the machete's close to hand... do they still see use at all?

!King_Amazon!

2007-04-23 05:38 PM

I actually know a guy that shot a mosquito in his room with his paintball gun. There's a mark on his wall from it.

Lenny

2007-04-23 05:39 PM

You Americans are crazy. :p Must be something in the water.

Vollstrecker

2007-04-23 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny

Especially not with the machete's close to hand... do they still see use at all?

Nah, new apartment is great for the most part. :)

Lenny

2007-04-23 05:46 PM

Apart from maybe the odd chunk missing out of the floor. :rolleyes: :p

Vollstrecker

2007-04-23 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny

Apart from maybe the odd chunk missing out of the floor. :rolleyes: :p

I wonder if our old apartment peoples ever noticed those? I know we had to repair a hole in the wall that my roommate made with his GI boots after seeing a large roach crawling up the wall.

That thing was DEAD.

Lenny

2007-04-23 05:57 PM

Cockroaches. They may be able to live in an area heavily affected by radiation, but they sure ain't tough enough to survive a well aimed G.I. boot!

Vollstrecker

2007-04-23 05:58 PM

I'd like to see them build an immunity to that.

...actually, no I wouldn't.

Lenny

2007-04-23 06:02 PM

It would definitely be, shall we say, "interesting", to say the least.

Atnas

2007-04-23 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny

You Americans are crazy. :p Must be something in the water.

Fluoride.

Lenny

2007-04-23 06:22 PM

And I always imagined you'd spell Fluoride differently, for some reason.

Ah well. Nevermind, eh?

I'm off. Toodles!

Atnas

2007-04-23 06:47 PM

byee

no plis kagum =o

KagomJack

2007-04-24 01:23 AM

Boris Yeltsin is dead. You prick.

Lenny

2007-04-24 08:08 AM

I didn't do it! Honest!!

klo	2007-04-24 09:35 AM

LIAR! anyways, yea, i just layed in the other room watching the roach so it didn't get away or anything! haha.

Lenny

2007-04-24 09:37 AM

Should've gone after it with a slipper or something. :p

klo	2007-04-24 09:39 AM

yea freaking right!!! Those things have shadows! im not going near them. i tried to sick the cat on them, but it ran under the entertainment center...then he was waiting for like 20 mins. unable to notice that it had crawled onto the wall. eek....i called kaneda and told him to hurry home when he got off

Jessifer

2007-04-24 10:10 AM

Roaches... *dryretch*

KagomJack

2007-04-24 01:46 PM

roaches are crunchy when in marshmellow jam

KagomJack

2007-04-26 03:07 AM

It's 1:06 AM right now. I should go to bed. But I'ma go play FF7 in a little bit. Or not.

Jessifer

2007-04-26 11:40 AM

:( Ew...

Willkillforfood

2007-04-26 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by klo

Better take care of the problem soon.

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia.com

A female German cockroach carries an egg capsule containing around 40 eggs. She drops the capsule prior to hatching. Development from eggs to adults takes 3-4 months. Cockroaches live up to a year. The female may produce up to eight egg cases in a lifetime; in favorable conditions, it can produce 300-400 offspring. Other species of cockroach, however, can produce an extremely high number of eggs in a lifetime. Laying up to 100 eggs in each egg sac, it only needs to be impregnated once to be able to lay eggs for the rest of its life, allowing one single cockroach to lay over a million eggs during its lifespan.