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KagomJack 2006-12-20 02:30 PM

It seems the majority of people I check out at where I work are illegals. They don't know English, pay in very large bills only (seriously, $100 bill for a candy that's 69 cents? FTW?), and come in packs.

Atnas 2006-12-20 04:36 PM

The majority of people I see are probably gay.

I figure in PA that 1/9 people is hetero.

KagomJack 2006-12-22 01:45 PM

I'm gay. And I'm sick and I'm tired. No more work and illegal mexicans plz ;-;

Lenny 2006-12-22 02:03 PM

Hmmm... how about combining work and illegal Mexicans and become a Mass Murderer?

KagomJack 2006-12-22 02:05 PM

I don't speak Spanish. It wouldn't work.

Lenny 2006-12-22 02:31 PM

It doesn't really matter.

Say hello to them in awful Spanish, and then blast/knife/strangle/dissect them to kingdom come.

Atnas 2006-12-22 02:52 PM

Hey, it'll solve the job shortage problem.

Lenny 2006-12-22 02:56 PM

Well not really... not unless every unemployed person goes out, gets a job as a mass murderer and annihilates illegal immigrants.

Otherwise it just solves the problem of however many people who are unemployed.

Have I just said the same thing in different words? :confused:

Atnas 2006-12-22 03:03 PM

Yes.

Yes you have.

Damn bullshit rule.

Lenny 2006-12-22 03:17 PM

Ah well.

Free glod for all!

Atnas 2006-12-22 03:39 PM

I mean, killing all the people who steal the jobs and employing at the same time.

Not that I'm against cheap labor or anything. :rolleyes:

Lenny 2006-12-22 04:04 PM

So...

You're on about killing people who have the jobs, and so letting registered citizens have the jobs instead.

I'm on about unemployed people getting a job in mindlessly annihilating illegal immigrants, so cutting down not only the numbers of unemployed Americans (Mass Murderer is a job after all), and the number of unemployed Mexicans (if all the unemployed ones are taken out, then there won't be as many). Kill the problems of unemployed Americans and Illegal Immigration with one stone. :D

It works either way...

I'll race ya!

Atnas 2006-12-22 04:54 PM

Then morality has to rear it's ugly head...

Lenny 2006-12-22 05:57 PM

Oh no. Only religious people have morals. :weird:

Atnas 2006-12-22 06:27 PM

MJ isn't quite religious and he has moral standards.

I wouldn't kill anyone for no reason, however, I would go beyond the religious limitations of moral issues.

Lenny 2006-12-22 06:35 PM

Quote:

I would go beyond the religious limitations of moral issues.
Are there any specific situations to which this would apply?

Atnas 2006-12-22 06:57 PM

Profanity, basically anything concerning my libido...

I'll curse as much as I want.

I'll be the horniest little bitch there ever was.

I won't kill though. Depraving someone of their life is too horrible for me.

Lenny 2006-12-22 07:26 PM

I've never done it, so I can't really comment.

It might be a sick thing to say, but I can kind of understand the fascination all these psycho's have with killing something just to watch it die.

I'd quite happily sit down and dissect a rat (though I can't now I've dropped Biology :cry:) or, failing that, anything - whether it be living, mechanical, electronical. Just to see how it's put together.

Lenny 2006-12-22 07:27 PM

I do believe I might be one of these kids that grows up and goes on killing sprees for the crack of it.

Atnas 2006-12-22 08:54 PM

Hey, you're not alone, whenever I see a commercial on TV with furry animated animals, I imagine them exploding for no reason at all.

(especially when there's snow in the commercial, then it spreads really nice)

Lenny 2006-12-23 10:10 AM

Now I've never imagined that... though in W3 I made good use of the "click a furry animal enough times and it will explode" easter egg.

Fun days. :)

KagomJack 2007-01-03 04:21 PM

джон павел

Lenny 2007-01-03 04:45 PM

John Pavel?

KagomJack 2007-01-03 05:44 PM

=O!

How'd you know? :(

Lenny 2007-01-04 11:16 AM

I am plugged into the internet through a cable in my head and hence am connected to Google Translator 24/7.

KagomJack 2007-01-04 02:54 PM

Dzhon Pavel hates your google translator >=(

Lenny 2007-01-04 04:17 PM

Poor Mr. Pavel.

KagomJack 2007-01-04 06:54 PM

John-Paul

or Dzhon Pavel

Is all one name. It's a compounder.

Lenny 2007-01-05 11:21 AM

Ah! OK.

I thought it might have something to do with you, just wasn't sure... then again, why else would you be posting a name? It's a bit weird for people to translate a random name into Russian and post it somewhere.

Lenny 2007-01-05 11:22 AM

ÐNoрик Смит

Lenny 2007-01-05 11:22 AM

Pfff... doesn't know a letter or two. :angry:

KagomJack 2007-01-05 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny
Ўoрик Смит

Aside from the weird "Ў", but it is _orik Smit

Lenny 2007-01-05 12:38 PM

Nearly.

Eric Smith, it should be.

Dubby 2007-01-05 06:34 PM

im on the wii :d

Lenny 2007-01-05 06:37 PM

Ooooh! Lucky you!

How well does the Wii's browser match up to a computer browser?

KagomJack 2007-01-06 12:43 AM

You still failed me, Lennykins.

Lenny 2007-01-06 06:54 AM

It's not my fault... Google showed it properly. It's just the forum that doesn't support a couple of letters.

KagomJack 2007-01-06 01:49 PM

The forum supports the letters. You just have to get them from the right site.

Lenny 2007-01-06 05:32 PM

So not Google translator?

How strange.

KagomJack 2007-01-06 06:58 PM

Maybe. I'd give you a link, but I'm lazy.


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