Brit Humour Rap ftw!

British Humor sucks. At least in America it does.

Aye! wot wot?

And I'm sure across the ocean American humor seems vulgar and dumbed down.

I blame rednecks.

Over the pond American humour just seems to be stale. Sure, there's the odd laugh but a lot of it is awful.

I've seen a few clips of the Colbert report, and laughed once or twice. But that's about it. The only other American program that's made me laughed is The Late Show (I think it's called) and that doesn't count - the guy who hosts it is Scottish.

Conan O'Brian?

Me wrong. :p

It's "The Late, Late Show" with Craig Ferguson.

Conan's better. :(

Conan O'Brien is my future baby's daddy. By artificial insemination.

...Or cloning.

Uhm...that's just a wee bit creepy.

But I LIKE PIE.

http://www.rpgsource.net/gallery/seifer2.jpg

^ This is a picture of kyeruu I found randomly hidden on an American Wannabe site.

Kekeke. *koff*

You know you want some of that ;)

Well...not that.

Lies!

Du hast alles vermasselt!

Spreken zie english?

Noooooo!

I want to eat a baby, like the French do!

Apparently it tastes just like chicken.

Chicken with Ketchup and Tabasco sauce!

pie

Ten CHARACTERS

Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato soup!

--Shut up, we only have it once a month.

Tomato Soup is the shizzle.

Do you even get the joke?

Nah, I'm British, in'nit, home beef. Word.

tomato soup = menstrual blood

That's the joke.

I should've known... :weird:

Tell a racist joke, Len!

Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So Asians couldn't build corner shops!

Bu-dum tich!

Yeah... that's about as racist as I can get. Pathetic. :(

How did the Nazis invade Poland?

They marched in backwards and told them they were leaving.

Does that mean Poles are stupid?

161 - 157
Suns over the Nets. Damn I wish I could have seen that.

It wasn't televized :(

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4...ogicfoxhd1.jpg

I'm in the background. DO NOT LAUGH AT ME.

The fat guy looks English, and the person in the background looks like they come from one of the cold European countries near to Russia.

The "fat guy" is my boyfriend. The guy in the background is me.

I can't tell whether you're being serious or not.

The guy in the background looks nothing like you.

But it is me in, as my friend Ahmed said, my most natural look.

And none of it was timed or planned. He was tinkering with the webcam and I was staring off into space and he thought it was picture worthy.

Omg Get Him On A Diet Plaiz!

I like a little belly! O_O

You look like you're 12 and he looks 40. No offense.

Holy crap, this is a long thread, have we beat the world record yet?