Not guilty. Mofo would get their jaw smashed saying shit like that. :x

When you were little, did you ever think that it was possible for it to rain skittles like in the commercials?

GUILTY!!! SKITTLES ARE MY FAVORITE CANDY, Ha, ha ha ha ha!

Do you like Reno 911, or if you haven't watched it, do you like cheese?

Guilty on both fronts.

Have you read Dante's Divine Comedy?

As familiar as that sounds, I'm not sure what it is. So, Not Guilty.

Ever watched a television show that was lousy and just watched it because you were really bored?

Oh guilty.

Ever sniff permanent markers?

Guilty, accidentally though, I was tired.

Have you ever gotten really stuffed, then had to do something really important, and you had trouble trying to do it because of your fullness?

Not guilty. But once it did give me really bad cramps and I thought I death would've been better.

Have you ever been to a mosh pit?

Guilty.



Have you ever threatened someone over the internet and actually tried to follow through?

Falseeee


Have you ever talked on the phone for an hour when you were at a friends house?

Not guilty. I'm polite.

Have you ever masturbated in public?

Not guilty. I dont masterbate


Have you ever danced in public with little clothing? =P

Not Guilty. But I have walked around outside with little clothing.

Have you ever written in the Chatbox?

Guilty.

Ever trick people into sending you naked pics.

Not guilty.


Ever given anyone naked pics?

Oh so guilty.

Ever headbutt someone?

Guilty, that shit hurts


Ever sit in gum?

Not guilty. Stepped in it though.

Ever step in dogshit unexpectedly?

Guilty.

Ever kicked a soccer ball, and the ball accidentally hit somebody?

Guilty. I'm not that good at soccer


Ever have a crush on your friends bf/gf?

Not Guilty.

Ever go into a public bathroom, and someone is just standing in there nude?